I don’t have any real issue with the Smart Fortwo. I think if you lived in some impossibly hip urban environment, or San Francisco, it could be a nice little runabout. It’s certainly no Smart Roadster, even in Cabriolet guise, and that’s a shame. But forget all that. My thought for the day is this: you don’t need park distance sensors in a car where the rear bumper is 10 inches behind your skull. Seriously?
If you do need the sensors, maybe you should Google “training wheels” while you’re at it.